Share article 25 REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN A MAN ...: 1. You can GET Chocolate. 2. If you Love me you ll swallow that? ha ...
1. You can GET Chocolate.
2. If you Love me you ll swallow that? has real meaning with Chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when It has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate Even in front of you Mother...
7. If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won?t mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
9. The word ''Commitment'' doesnt scare off your chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work-mates.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
14. With chocolate there is no need to fake it.
15. Good chocolate is easy to find.
16. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
17. You are never too young or too old to have chocolate.
18. When you have chocolate it doesnt keep the neighbors awake.
19. With chocolate, size doesnt matter, its always good.
20. You dont have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with little kids without being sent to jail.
22. Chocolate doesnt keep you awake yapping after youve had it.
23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk ok on Monday morning.
24. It's easy to find 9 inches of chocolate.
25. When chocolate melts all over your hands its nice to lick it off